Finally. I'm not going to go in to a shit ton of detail because I simply don't feel like it but
Imagine a 2016 Ye Olde GameStop
Dude clearly cracked the fuck out, he was maybe 5'2", walks in to my store with with a crossbow complete with arrows. This short man seriously brought in some monstrous weaponry that doubled his size and ASKED ME IF I COULD KEEP IT ON MY BACK COUNTER WHILE HE SHOPPED.
Naturally I told him no. I watched him waddle back outside, climb in to (what I assumed was) his own car from the passenger side window because neither of the doors worked apparently, and drive off.
We printed a picture of him from our DVR and kept it to look at for future laughs.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/bicr5z/gamestop_employees_of_reddit_what_are_some_of/em04v4u/