My buddy isn't the smartest man. He picked a chick up and drove to a motel. They were walking into the room and she says, "oh sh*t, I forgot my purse in the car do you mind if I go grab it?" He says, "yeah that's fine," and tosses her the keys. 5 minutes later he walks outside wondering where she is and his car is gone.
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